arsenicfox

lokiaintevenbovvered:

venusaurphobia:

The correct pronunciation of “colonel” is, without exaggeration, the stupidest thing on this planet

ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE SO AFTER SEEING THIS POST A MILLION TIMES I FINALLY GOOGLED THE PRONUNCIATION AND NOW I AM SO ANGRY

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME I JUST LOOKED UP HOW TO PRONOUNCE IT AND IM HORRIFIED WITH MYSELF. I AM FUCKING AMERICAN, I GREW UP HERE, AND I HAVE BEEN PRONOUNCING THIS SHITTY WORD WRONG THIS WHOLE TIME. NO. NO. NO. NO. NO.